A Modern Concubine

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:58:14 GMT

shut up, just shut up, shut up. Shut up, just shut up, shut up, shut up.

WHAAAAAAAMBULANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:38:51 GMT

OH HELL NO!!

NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!?!
of ALL people, it has to be
HER.

FUCK THIS SHIT.

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:13:29 GMT

This makes me feel better.
CHRISTIANBALEISJESUS.

Writer's Block: Three dishes I could live on

Thu, 15 May 2008 16:06:45 GMT

What three dishes could you live on for the rest of your life?

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Pizza, Grilled Chicken salad, and my daddy's mac and cheese.

Writer's Block: Personality Trait = Trouble

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:34:08 GMT

What personality trait has gotten you in the most trouble?

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Speaking before thinking.

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:50:43 GMT

All that having been said, I feel I am losing my ability to deal with my coworkers professionally.

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:28:32 GMT

I'm gonna smack a bitch.

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:32:59 GMT

I hate my job. Stuck in an office pushing paper is not what I was meant to be doing with my life. My talent and skills are analytical, whereas what I'm doing now is so menial and thoughtless.

I'm tired of the clique-ish behavior of everyone around here.

I need a new job. But, what do I want to do???

All they want is mindless boobs to follow where they lead kissing their asses and throwing rose petals before them.

Writer's Block: House Call

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 16:21:09 GMT

Whose house (besides your own) were you in last and why?

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It was Friday before last, and I was in was my friend Terry's house. He invited me to come over and so we could catch up on our gossip. We hadn't seen each other in a while, and in the past when we did see each other, there were alot of other poeple around so there wasn't any 'room' to talk....

We had such a good time. Although, his new neighbor just randomly stopped by, this guy is crazy! I don't even remember his name, but I do remember how obnoxious he was. Like an 8 year old. He acted like he was jacked up on cocaine, but I have a suspicion that his behavior was simply normal for him and he is always that annoying!

We drank wine, laughed, and had a taste of some lazy lettuce. It was a nice time to remember.

Writer's Block: Such a Chore

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:00:45 GMT

What's your least favorite chore?

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Can anyone have a ~favorite~ chore??? That's why they're called chores, right? Well, the chore I hate the most is folding laundry and putting it up. It's such a tedious task. ugh, I hate it!!!!
Next is scooping the cat litter box.

Writer's Block: My Secret Identity

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:53:20 GMT

Describe your different personas.

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sweet, bitchy, bitchier, and bitchest.

Writer's Block: Good Catch

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:25:13 GMT

"Jack-o-lantern teeth!"   That's my catch phrase.

On the last day of my last job (3 years ago)I told my bossman that he had jack-o-lantern teeth--to his face!!.   As he was in the process of firing me, he said to me that he "didn't care to hear a damn thing" I said, and that's when I unleashed on him.

"Shut-up Jack-o-Lantern Teeth!"      I said it in front of about 5 people, and yes it made me feel better.

So, now my friends say, "you better not make her mad, or she'll go all ~jack-o-lantern teeth~ on you."

Writer's Block: Sick Day

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:16:19 GMT

i like it when my voice changes when I have a head cold. It's weird I know--but I get a kick out of hearing a different voice in my head.

Writer's Block: What? Everyone Doesn't Like Me?

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:16:10 GMT

Why do you think it is some people don't get along with you?

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I think people see me as aloof and standoffish. Conversation is not my forte, and I've never had the gift of the gab, so I come across as very difficult to get to know. People seem to just give up in getting to know me.